so key; totally necessary.

Photo

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:24:54 -0500

holy shit

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:10:29 -0500

is it really november 24th?

"i’m not drunk anymore"

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:08:43 -0500

“i’m not drunk anymore”

oh, i’m celibate now?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:03:17 -0500

oh, i’m celibate now?

i got beer in a cut today

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:23:07 -0500

when i was cleaning kellytubbydan’s…..

now it really hurts.

is beer bad for cuts?

fuckyeahdogs: brownhound: I accidentally sent a ball...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:21:27 -0500

fuckyeahdogs:

brownhound:

I accidentally sent a ball ricocheting off of Bear’s head. He still managed to catch it on the fly and return it right between my feet. Well played, bud, well played.

"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect..."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:32:02 -0500

“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.”

- John Wayne (via fuckyeahhappy)

jessicachu: nudawn: The sad part about getting your heart broken is losing your naivete. Once your...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:29:18 -0500

jessicachu:

nudawn:

The sad part about getting your heart broken is losing your naivete. Once your eyes are opened to face the harshness of how ugly this world and its inhabitants can be, you can’t really go back to the notions of romanticism John Hughes ingrained into your pre-pubescent mind.

So what are your options? You can shut everyone out. You can play games. You can protect yourself with venom. All in a vain attempt to connect with someone while controlling every aspect of the relationship. Alas, the irony is that the only way to truly connect with someone is by being honest and allowing yourself to be vulnerable.

For me at least, I can’t live my life thinking every word out of everyone’s mouth is a lie. I can’t live my life thinking everyone has ulterior motives. I don’t want to exist like a transient ghost with no real connection to anything.

I’ve found that when you lose your naivete it makes room for the bitter sweet reality that although most things will end, that doesn’t mean the ride isn’t amazing and completely worthwhile.

So I raise my glass to you, and anyone else who has the balls to fall in love. Who wants to die without any scars right? It means you LIVED.

(via gogogabi)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:27:59 -0500

(via gogogabi)

"she is ‘obssessed II: hardcore kids’"

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:27:41 -0500

“she is ‘obssessed II: hardcore kids’”

i forgot what i wanted to say.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:20:50 -0500

oopssss.

i shouldn’t have even bothered.

maybe it was

CUNT

crowcrow: thingsgohazy:(via digitalbath)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:19:26 -0500

crowcrow:

thingsgohazy:(via digitalbath)

"I HOPE THE NEXT BOY THAT YOU KISS HAS SOMETHING TERRIBLY CONTAGIOUS ON HIS LIPS"

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:17:03 -0500

“I HOPE THE NEXT BOY THAT YOU KISS HAS SOMETHING TERRIBLY CONTAGIOUS ON HIS LIPS”

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:10:18 -0500

IH8U :]

Reblog if you really don't care what tumblr thinks about you.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:32:50 -0400

(via hazelweatherfield)

let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:32:22 -0400

let’s have some fun

this beat is sick

i wanna take a ride on your disco stick

wordboner: Live and Love teeboner is now available at the...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:56:34 -0400

wordboner:

Live and Love teeboner is now available at the store! Sorry for the delay - the system decided to take the day off. You can get it here or just click on the image.

want

-marrrri

let's have some fun

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:56:02 -0400

this beat is sick

i wanna take a ride on your disco stick

emily & i have the type of friendship

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:23:47 -0400

where i give her 3/4 of a pack of cigarettes & she gives me taco bell.

boys are only good for two things:

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:28:04 -0400

sex
WTF? moments